[ Sounds pretty high risk. He's all about cheap labor but people tend not to work as hard as they would thinking they're getting paid. Some not even when they're being paid. ]
YOU DONT THINK YOULL GET WHAT YOU PAID FOR? RUNNING ONE OF THESE PUPPIES AINT SOME CAKE WALK. YOU NEED ALL HANDS ON DECK. MY ADVICE? IF YOU WANT ANY HOPE OF MAKING MONEY YOU GOTTA SELL AS MANY TICKETS AS YOU CAN BEFORE PEOPLE GET THERE AND SEE WHAT YOURE REALLY SELLING. MAKE EM WANT IN SO BAD THEYRE FIGHTING JUST TO BE THE FIRST IN LINE. IT ISNT JUST ANY FAIR. ITS THE GREATEST FAIR IN THE HISTORY OF RYSLIG! ONLY A REAL LOSER WOULDNT SHOW THEIR FACE. GO BIG WITH IT.
WHATS YOUR PROFIT MARGIN? [ The point of this fair is money, right? ]
NICE. LOTTA YSUCKE^Y I MEAN FOLKS UP IN BAVAN AND THE LESS PEOPLE GOTTA TRAVEL THE BETTER.
WHAT ATTRACTIONS HAVE YOU GOT IN MIND? I GOT A GUY WHO CAN MAKE SOME RIDES. TO SAVE ON LABOUR YOU MIGHT WANT SOME STUFF THAT DOESNT NEED AN OPERATOR TOO. LIKE A HALL OF MIRRORS. OR A HAUNTED HOUSE THATS ALSO FULL OF MIRRORS.
We're gonna have a Ferris wheel, a haunted house ride, maybe a tunnel of love or something. I'd love to get a tilt-a-whirl and one of those ring of fire coasters.
HOW ABOUT A TUBE OF INDIFFERENCE? OR A PIT OF DIVORCE?
RING OF FIRE, EH? I BET I COULD RIG UP ONE OF THOSE. HOW HARD COULD IT BE? [ Just need some gasoline and some large hoops, right? ] I THINK MIKE HAS A COASTER AND BUMPER CARS IN MIND. DEFINITELY SOMETHING WITH CARS.
[ Is that how old Robbie thinks he is? That's kind of flattering. ]
WHAT HAVE THEY GOT? CORN DOGS? SNOW CONES? ONE HANDED FOOD IS GREAT FOR FAIRS. FOLKS CAN EAT WITH ONE HAND AND STILL REACH THEIR WALLET WITH THE OTHER.
GAMES ARE TRICKY ON THE ACCOUNT OF MONSTER POWERS. YOU GOT A SYSTEM IN PLACE TO KEEP SOME ACTUAL SKILL INVOLVED?
[ If the rides don't kill you, the cholesterol will. ]
HEH. YOU GOT IT.
I CAN WHIP UP SOME ~MYSTERY PRIZES~ TOO. NOTHING MORE ALLURING AND CURIOUS THAN AN UNMARKED BOX. [ Or disappointing upon unboxing; mystery prizes are guaranteed to be boxes packed with whatever cheap junk he can find. Enjoy your $1 keychain you spent $30 to win. ]
WHAT ABOUT A STAGE? YOU GOT SOME KINDA ENTERTAINMENT GOING ON?
[ Yeeeeah. He wouldn't call that noise Robbie makes on that his guitar music. The whole idea is to attract people, not torment them. But maybe this Elsa person will have some talent.
All that can wait, though. Robbie's brought a far more pressing matter to light: ]
KID THATS THE BEST IDEA YOUVE HAD YET. NOT JUST ANY FIREWORKS WILL DO. NO. WERE GETTING THE BIGGEST, LOUDEST, MOST ILLEGAL FIREWORKS THERE ARE. WE WILL LIGHT UP THE SKY AND MAKE THE VERY GODS TREMBLE!
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It needs to be cheap but, like, still cool
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I mean yeah
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A lot of people are gonna work on it and it looks like they're working for free
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YOU DONT THINK YOULL GET WHAT YOU PAID FOR? RUNNING ONE OF THESE PUPPIES AINT SOME CAKE WALK. YOU NEED ALL HANDS ON DECK. MY ADVICE? IF YOU WANT ANY HOPE OF MAKING MONEY YOU GOTTA SELL AS MANY TICKETS AS YOU CAN BEFORE PEOPLE GET THERE AND SEE WHAT YOURE REALLY SELLING. MAKE EM WANT IN SO BAD THEYRE FIGHTING JUST TO BE THE FIRST IN LINE. IT ISNT JUST ANY FAIR. ITS THE GREATEST FAIR IN THE HISTORY OF RYSLIG! ONLY A REAL LOSER WOULDNT SHOW THEIR FACE. GO BIG WITH IT.
WHATS YOUR PROFIT MARGIN? [ The point of this fair is money, right? ]
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You can have part of the ticket sales or whatever but I mostly came because I know you can run this type of thing
also dude what's with capslock
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BUT. EH. WHY NOT? BEATS JUST SITTIN AROUND DECOMPOSING. YEAH. ILL HELP YOU RUN YOUR FAIR. DONT SAY STAN PINES NEVER DID ANYTHING NICE FOR YOU.
LOCATION IS KEY. WHERE YOU THINKIN OF SETTING UP?
CAPSLOCK? WHOS THAT?
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it makes you look like you're yelling everything
But okay, cool, thanks man.
I was thinking the second-biggest Bavan park.
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FORD! I NEED TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK ON MY COMPUTER BOX SO PEOPLE DON'T THINK I'M YELLING EVERYTHING! [ he says, yelling. ]
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I MEAN FOLKS UP IN BAVAN AND THE LESS PEOPLE GOTTA TRAVEL THE BETTER.
WHAT ATTRACTIONS HAVE YOU GOT IN MIND? I GOT A GUY WHO CAN MAKE SOME RIDES. TO SAVE ON LABOUR YOU MIGHT WANT SOME STUFF THAT DOESNT NEED AN OPERATOR TOO. LIKE A HALL OF MIRRORS. OR A HAUNTED HOUSE THATS ALSO FULL OF MIRRORS.
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We're gonna have a Ferris wheel, a haunted house ride, maybe a tunnel of love or something. I'd love to get a tilt-a-whirl and one of those ring of fire coasters.
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RING OF FIRE, EH? I BET I COULD RIG UP ONE OF THOSE. HOW HARD COULD IT BE? [ Just need some gasoline and some large hoops, right? ] I THINK MIKE HAS A COASTER AND BUMPER CARS IN MIND. DEFINITELY SOMETHING WITH CARS.
WHAT ABOUT GAMES OR ATTRACTIONS?
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They're a pretty cool ride, just like a circular roller coaster. Bumper cars work too
I've got people who are gonna serve food, and at least one person wants to run games
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WHAT HAVE THEY GOT? CORN DOGS? SNOW CONES? ONE HANDED FOOD IS GREAT FOR FAIRS. FOLKS CAN EAT WITH ONE HAND AND STILL REACH THEIR WALLET WITH THE OTHER.
GAMES ARE TRICKY ON THE ACCOUNT OF MONSTER POWERS. YOU GOT A SYSTEM IN PLACE TO KEEP SOME ACTUAL SKILL INVOLVED?
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Rig 'em to hell and back I guess.
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HEH. YOU GOT IT.
I CAN WHIP UP SOME ~MYSTERY PRIZES~ TOO. NOTHING MORE ALLURING AND CURIOUS THAN AN UNMARKED BOX. [ Or disappointing upon unboxing; mystery prizes are guaranteed to be boxes packed with whatever cheap junk he can find. Enjoy your $1 keychain you spent $30 to win. ]
WHAT ABOUT A STAGE? YOU GOT SOME KINDA ENTERTAINMENT GOING ON?
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Yeah I'm having a stage made up and I'm gonna preform some music, Elsa Mars too
we should get fireworks.
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All that can wait, though. Robbie's brought a far more pressing matter to light: ]
KID THATS THE BEST IDEA YOUVE HAD YET. NOT JUST ANY FIREWORKS WILL DO. NO. WERE GETTING THE BIGGEST, LOUDEST, MOST ILLEGAL FIREWORKS THERE ARE. WE WILL LIGHT UP THE SKY AND MAKE THE VERY GODS TREMBLE!
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I want the fog god filing a police complaint from Dyster
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WERE GONNA GIVE EM A SHOW UNLIKE ANY OTHER! ITLL BE THE TALK OF THE PENINSULA.