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[kolus]

SI7 1982 | Shack Phone

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BR- "No refunds."

[ ooc: This post doubles as telephone and private network channel. ]

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[andthetombstones]

Caps lock

it makes you look like you're yelling everything

But okay, cool, thanks man.

I was thinking the second-biggest Bavan park.

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[kolus]

-is button work? [ There's the sound of keyboard keys clicking followed by a grunt. ] Ugh. That's not it.

FORD! I NEED TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK ON MY COMPUTER BOX SO PEOPLE DON'T THINK I'M YELLING EVERYTHING! [ he says, yelling. ]

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[kolus]

NICE. LOTTA YSUCKE^Y
I MEAN FOLKS UP IN BAVAN AND THE LESS PEOPLE GOTTA TRAVEL THE BETTER.

WHAT ATTRACTIONS HAVE YOU GOT IN MIND? I GOT A GUY WHO CAN MAKE SOME RIDES. TO SAVE ON LABOUR YOU MIGHT WANT SOME STUFF THAT DOESNT NEED AN OPERATOR TOO. LIKE A HALL OF MIRRORS. OR A HAUNTED HOUSE THATS ALSO FULL OF MIRRORS.

<kingofhearts>

[andthetombstones]

Right

We're gonna have a Ferris wheel, a haunted house ride, maybe a tunnel of love or something. I'd love to get a tilt-a-whirl and one of those ring of fire coasters.

[kolus]

HOW ABOUT A TUBE OF INDIFFERENCE? OR A PIT OF DIVORCE?

RING OF FIRE, EH? I BET I COULD RIG UP ONE OF THOSE. HOW HARD COULD IT BE? [ Just need some gasoline and some large hoops, right? ] I THINK MIKE HAS A COASTER AND BUMPER CARS IN MIND. DEFINITELY SOMETHING WITH CARS.

WHAT ABOUT GAMES OR ATTRACTIONS?

[andthetombstones]

Maybe when I'm like 50 and even more bitter

They're a pretty cool ride, just like a circular roller coaster. Bumper cars work too

I've got people who are gonna serve food, and at least one person wants to run games

[kolus]

[ Is that how old Robbie thinks he is? That's kind of flattering. ]

WHAT HAVE THEY GOT? CORN DOGS? SNOW CONES? ONE HANDED FOOD IS GREAT FOR FAIRS. FOLKS CAN EAT WITH ONE HAND AND STILL REACH THEIR WALLET WITH THE OTHER.

GAMES ARE TRICKY ON THE ACCOUNT OF MONSTER POWERS. YOU GOT A SYSTEM IN PLACE TO KEEP SOME ACTUAL SKILL INVOLVED?

[andthetombstones]

Corn dogs, caramel apples, all that jazz. And the good deep fried stuff too, like candy bars and whatever.

Rig 'em to hell and back I guess.

[kolus]

[ If the rides don't kill you, the cholesterol will. ]

HEH. YOU GOT IT.

I CAN WHIP UP SOME ~MYSTERY PRIZES~ TOO. NOTHING MORE ALLURING AND CURIOUS THAN AN UNMARKED BOX. [ Or disappointing upon unboxing; mystery prizes are guaranteed to be boxes packed with whatever cheap junk he can find. Enjoy your $1 keychain you spent $30 to win. ]

WHAT ABOUT A STAGE? YOU GOT SOME KINDA ENTERTAINMENT GOING ON?

[andthetombstones]

That'd probably work

Yeah I'm having a stage made up and I'm gonna preform some music, Elsa Mars too

we should get fireworks.

[kolus]

[ Yeeeeah. He wouldn't call that noise Robbie makes on that his guitar music. The whole idea is to attract people, not torment them. But maybe this Elsa person will have some talent.

All that can wait, though. Robbie's brought a far more pressing matter to light: ]

KID THATS THE BEST IDEA YOUVE HAD YET. NOT JUST ANY FIREWORKS WILL DO. NO. WERE GETTING THE BIGGEST, LOUDEST, MOST ILLEGAL FIREWORKS THERE ARE. WE WILL LIGHT UP THE SKY AND MAKE THE VERY GODS TREMBLE!

[andthetombstones]

That sounds rad as hell, old man

I want the fog god filing a police complaint from Dyster

[kolus]

YEAH! AND THE FORTH CRYIN ON COMPUTERS FROM HERE TO PLAGAS PEAK!

WERE GONNA GIVE EM A SHOW UNLIKE ANY OTHER! ITLL BE THE TALK OF THE PENINSULA.