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[kolus]

SI7 1982 | Shack Phone

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[ ooc: This post doubles as telephone and private network channel. ]

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[thehangedboy]

what??
no

it involves making a ton of money

all we have to do is make our own god
there's got to be a way to monetize how much the people stuck here want to join every cult they see

[kolus]

[ That's so morally ambiguous you'd think he made it up himself. If he wasn't so suspicious of goblin influence he'd be proud of you Jake. ]

YOU DONT NEED A GOD FOR THAT. FOLKS WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU FEED EM IF YOU SPIN IT RIGHT. LIKE HOLDIN TWO TIN CANS TIED TO A COMPUTER WILL FIX THEIR PROBLEMS.

BUSINESS BEEN SLOW AT THE LANES?

[thehangedboy]

okay but i want to see how many people i can get to give me money to be near a foot in a jar

buesiness has been fine but there's a reason there wasn't a bowling alley here before i made one i think

[kolus]

YOU TRY SELLING PICTURES WITH IT?

WHYS THAT? THIS PLACE IS LOADED WITH PINHEADS IF YOU ASK ME.

[thehangedboy]

no i haven't tried selling pictures but now i'm going to

maybe i won't make a cult but i bet i could make him a local celebrity
it's almost the same thing isn't it