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| THE MYSTERY WAGON |
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MONSTER PARTS | ODDITIES AND BEFUDDLEMENTS
In the market for a conversation piece, tools for self defence, or just something to scare the kids? You've come to the right place. Marvel at the largest collection ofjunk mysterous oddities on the peninsula.
Taxidermy
Mummified Chupacabra
Jackalope | you were expecting this one, be honest
Mysterious Plant | Audrey's Remains
Fairy | He's got some bite
Octopossum | Eight headed possum creature
???? | something unnatural
Fur-bearing trout | comes mounted
Snakepire | snake covered in fur with bat wings
The Grizzly-Chair | A silver to get your picture taken in it
Grizzlycorn | it's unnatural! And probably held on by glue
Fiji Mermaid | the little mermaid you didn't hear about
???? | a fish with four feet
Jewlery
Nazars | You ever get the feeling you're being watched... ?
Garlic Necklace | May cause irritation
Night God Pendant | The gods insignia on a silver chain
Dragon Ring | Finger Trap
Plants
wolfsbane | surprisingly healthy
Literature and Maps
Introduction to Astronomy | property of bavan library
A book on symbols
Flowers native to the peninsula | book property of bavan library
A 1950's women's swimsuit catalog
basket of maps | may conflict with other maps - buyer beware
Gifts
bag of wishbones
horseshoes
green liquid in an unlabeled bottle
shrunken heads | not the only nuts here
deer skull | one of the antlers appears to be held on by glue
love potion | smells like rose water
dream snare | protects from negative dreams
wind chimes | annoys neighbours
keychains | question marks
deer teeth (possibly enchanted)
Cystal Ball | resting on pedestal
jar of eyeballs | come in a variety of colours and sizes
plasic fangs | a best seller
candles | permeates a foul odor when lit
Demon Warding Salt
Rubber Monster Hands | glue on the inside prevents the wearer from removing
In the market for a conversation piece, tools for self defence, or just something to scare the kids? You've come to the right place. Marvel at the largest collection of
Taxidermy
Mummified Chupacabra
Jackalope | you were expecting this one, be honest
Mysterious Plant | Audrey's Remains
Fairy | He's got some bite
Octopossum | Eight headed possum creature
???? | something unnatural
Fur-bearing trout | comes mounted
Snakepire | snake covered in fur with bat wings
The Grizzly-Chair | A silver to get your picture taken in it
Grizzlycorn | it's unnatural! And probably held on by glue
Fiji Mermaid | the little mermaid you didn't hear about
???? | a fish with four feet
Jewlery
Nazars | You ever get the feeling you're being watched... ?
Garlic Necklace | May cause irritation
Night God Pendant | The gods insignia on a silver chain
Dragon Ring | Finger Trap
Plants
wolfsbane | surprisingly healthy
Literature and Maps
Introduction to Astronomy | property of bavan library
A book on symbols
Flowers native to the peninsula | book property of bavan library
A 1950's women's swimsuit catalog
basket of maps | may conflict with other maps - buyer beware
Gifts
bag of wishbones
horseshoes
green liquid in an unlabeled bottle
shrunken heads | not the only nuts here
deer skull | one of the antlers appears to be held on by glue
love potion | smells like rose water
dream snare | protects from negative dreams
wind chimes | annoys neighbours
keychains | question marks
deer teeth (possibly enchanted)
Cystal Ball | resting on pedestal
jar of eyeballs | come in a variety of colours and sizes
plasic fangs | a best seller
candles | permeates a foul odor when lit
Demon Warding Salt
Rubber Monster Hands | glue on the inside prevents the wearer from removing